Mi Casa Ideal
This is the second text that is also written by one of my spanish speaking friends, Pablo Ganuza Vidal, from Spain. This was also for the preperation for the Spanish exam, but was a little bit complicated and slang or even vulgar, so I couldn’t write this one in the exam. However it is always nice to see some simple text -of course for Spanish speaking people in this case- and have a grin throughout the day. Let me just translate the title, so everyone will have an idea of what written is. “Mi casa ideal = My ideal home”.
Mi casa ideal tiene integrada todo tipo de tecnología. No tiene tele, es un atraso. En cambio tiene un proyector de video, en la sala de estar conectado a la videoconsola y el ordenador, e incluso a la nevera. Los animales están prohibidos, apestan. En mi inmenso garage tengo aparcados más de treinta coches de marcas tales como Ferrari, Aston Martin, Lamborghini, etc. Tengo una pornochacha que me limpia todo a fondo los lunes, los viernes y algún que otra día suelto. Dispone de escaleras mecánicas y ascensor pero no soy un vago; en mi absolutamente descomunal jardín tengo una pedazo de piscina para fliparlo, pista de Karts y campos de fútbol y baloncesto. No quiero dejar de mencionar el estudio de grabación para mi grupo de música. La sala de juegas es no menos impresionante con su billar, futbolín, mesa de póquer y dardes, justo junto al gimnasio. Cuando quiera está Ud. invitado; puede Ud. alojarse en el ala Norte.
Buyruk Alparslan - September 07 - Balikesir / Turkey
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Mi ideal home has integrated all kind of technology. It has no TV, it is a delay. Instead it has a video projector in the living room, connected to the video-games console and the PC, and even to the fridge. Animals are forbiden, they stink. In my inmense garage there are parked more than thirty cars from brands such as Ferrari, Aston Martin, Lamborghini, etc. I have a porn-maid that cleans my everything deeply on mondays, fridays and some other odd days. It has on its disposal mechanics staircases but I am not lazy; in my absolutely huge garden I have an impressive swimming pool that will make you go mad, karts track and football and basket fields. I would not want to forget to mention my record study for my band. The game room is not less impressive with its pool, table-football, poker table and darts, just near the gym. When you wish you are invited; you can acommodate yourself in the North part (of the mansion).
… For the sake of a better comprehension of this small piece of art.
Actually, quite frankly, the commentary is more interesting messages themselves. (Not to insult the author, of course:))